List of things that are heavily unlikely to happen

[someone2639]

The name says it all. Write a sentence about something that won't happen soon. I'll start:

Verizon releases Lumia cyan to the public.

EDIT: you can use false news headlines.

Ex. Verizon finally releases cyan!

 

[etphoto]

I win the lottery

 

[anon(5340153)]

Microsoft buys Apple

 

[xandros9]

BREAKING: Surprising dip in questions regarding Denim in the WPC Forums. Does this mean people are finally using search?

 

[Pranshul Sood]

google releases youtube in wp store.

 

[John OMeara]

Apple admits that they are overpriced

 

[jmshub]

Man replaces Windows Phone with Android, doesn't write diatribe about it in wpcentral.com forum.

 

[someone2639]

Level up! The last sentence of a headline can now make no sense at all!

Ex. Water stapled to a tree! Could this mean Apple goes out of business?

 

[amagner]

Space aliens wearing assless chaps rob local Krispy Kreme!

 

[Ryan ODonnell]

Microsoft buys Verizon, releases Cyan for Lumia Icon

 

[psoham777]

I win a lottery or a phone.

Gameloft games are bug free.

Nokia phones get bent

Android phones doesn't lag or get a virus.

Google services available in WP

Android fans stop criticizing WP

WP 10 is a failure

 

[someone2639]

I sleep for more than 5 hours.

 

[psoham777]

I sleep for more than 5 hours.

I sleep for more than 7 hours a day

 

[Stephen Vogel]

Cortana becomes available in all regions

 

[psoham777]

Siri beats Cortana...

 

[someone2639]

People appreciate better specs for a better price (I'm taking about iSheep here)

 

[Jas00555]

People stop thinking that an alpha version of an OS is a failure because it's "unfinished".

 

[someone2639]

ICloud offers more than 5 GB.

 

[MSFTisMIA]

Sony makes another windows phone (their last one was the X2).

Posted Approved by Nexus 5

 

[tgp]

ICloud offers more than 5 GB.

I remember being at Best Buy about 15 years ago. I happened to meet a friend of mine there who was buying a new PC. It had a 2GB hard drive, and the BB salesman told him that his grandchildren would never fill it up!

I bet iCloud will offer more eventually, but probably not before 5GB is not worth much anymore.