I'll check them out, thanks guys.
As for the issues I've had, every single device has had at least one dead pixel, one had a chunk taken out of the bottom by the kickstand that was down to the bare metal, one had defective magnets on the bottom of the screen that wouldn't allow the keyboard to prop up in its new position, and one had big specks of dust under the screen. Some or all of these devices experienced combined issues above, like dust and dead pixels or dead pixels and bad magnets. Basically I hadn't seen a perfect device. Even this one has a tiny little ding/dent in the keyboard channel underneath like something got stuck between the keyboard and the SP3, but I don't know if it was there or if I did it somehow. As such, I'll be very carefully putting the keyboard on and taking it off because the magnets are so insanely strong.
Other than that the only other thing this one had was a stuck pixel, but that went away after the first reboot and update installs.