OMG only five hours to go until the Apple Keynote!!!eleven!!

[evilrob]

Looking about five hours into the future, I'll be looking forward to playing Apple Cliche Bingo and fully expect to hear the following:

"It's the best <something> we've ever made."
"It really pops."
"We really think you're going to love it."

etc.

Also, the usual talking head monologue from Mr. Ive:

"It's about the way these devices make you feel; the seamless combination of hardware and software working together in harmony. It's something we're extremely passionate about here at Apple; this is why I personally touch every one of our devices with my shiny minimalist shlong before it leaves the factory. Mine's got fingerprint recognition built right into the bell end - look!"

 

[muneshyne21]

Ok elephant in the room. Let talk about it. What I find interesting is that the year Apple announces not 1, not 2 but 3 brand spanking new products in one event, the overall reception seems a bit muted compared to previous years. Is it because they can't hold a secret anymore? No one is really surprised anymore because leaks are so good now.

If we were playing the "Word" drinking game I would have chosen "Innovation" and "Personal"

 

[muneshyne21]

Well I guess some of that muted reception may have to do with the fact that the first hour of their live streaming was not working...