Satirical Article: If the Surface Pro Had Been Built by Apple

Yep they pretty much nail it.

I'm at the point where I do not care about the ****** crap, don;t care about trying to pump up the products i won on message boards. I'm going to buy whatever product suits me and actually use the products instead of boasting about it.
 
Well, it is good to hear someone in the media acknowledge the bias and the majority of the media bashing Microsoft so matter what they do...
 
You nailed it, ddeinoo! Great article ;)

I hate the Apple-loving press. There would be no Apple if it weren't for Microsoft!
 
Exactly how I would picture it. Its true if Apple made it, then it was the next evolutionary step. Apple does no bad?!
 
Makes me want to go out and get the AAPL logo stamped right on my forehead. You know, they invented that!
 
Can't wait for Apple to finally add an active digitizer to the iFad and then proclaim that Steve was right - until THEY INVENTED ACTIVE DIGITIZERS (take that Wacom)!
 
Still I think Jobs would have disagreed with the form factor. He made the iPad 4:3 for a reason.

That one I can swallow. 4:3 is great for reviewing letter size documents - almost like an adjunct to your desktop monitor. 16:9 sucks at EVERYTHING save video viewing...
 
That one I can swallow. 4:3 is great for reviewing letter size documents - almost like an adjunct to your desktop monitor. 16:9 sucks at EVERYTHING save video viewing...

It's enough for one bad design decision to fail the entire product.
 
There's a reason why TV's and computer monitors moved away from 4:3 ratios. Because the human eye sees the world in "wide screen" due to peripheral vision.
 
I love mine. Seriously, the only thing I think I could use would be a rotation lock and second USB port.

Edit: 4:3, turn it to portrait, and you can read your document, TADA!!!