Three word story...

[bokchoy1]

A new beginning!

 

[mc_razza]

The big bang!

 

[raycpl]

Was so quiet

... !

 

[mc_razza]

very, very quiet

 

[worldspy99]

like really anechoic

 

[mc_razza]

, so quiet that

 

[worldspy99]

barely a whisper

 

[Scienceguy Labs]

a careless whisper

 

[worldspy99]

from a tipster

 

[Scienceguy Labs]

with a blister

 

[worldspy99]

from a splinter

 

[raycpl]

through a sphincter

... !

 

[Scienceguy Labs]

that was attached

 

[raycpl]

but now, divorced

... !

 

[Scienceguy Labs]

from his little

 

[worldspy99]

itsy bitsy teeny

 

[bokchoy1]

accident with a

 

[worldspy99]

massive big rig

 

[raycpl]

pig, and panic

... !

 

[nickx91]

I don't know