Three word story...

[raycpl]

I was crazy

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[worldspy99]

about being alive

 

[raycpl]

and stayin aliiiiiiiivveeee

(with a disco beat)

... !

 

[bokchoy1]

but then I

 

[worldspy99]

had the jackfruit

 

[raycpl]

rambutans and sea-urchins

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[nickx91]

what the fudge

 

[worldspy99]

without any chocolate

 

[fatclue_98]

Sucks big time

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[worldspy99]

like a Dyson

 

[Scienceguy Labs]

on powerful steroids

 

[fatclue_98]

Was Mark McGwire

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[worldspy99]

with Sammy Sosa?

 

[fatclue_98]

And Roger Clemens

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[worldspy99]

didn't play golf

 

[nate0]

So he aspired

 

[worldspy99]

to badly perspire

 

[nate0]

and never tire

 

[Scienceguy Labs]

of eating pizza

 

[nate0]

Meanwhile gamma rays...