Three word story...

[bokchoy1]

to restore order

 

[worldspy99]

with the lightsaber

 

[fatclue_98]

Bought at Walmart

 

[mc_razza]

for tree fiddy

 

[bokchoy1]

. Typical Sith quality!

 

[mc_razza]

The last Jedi

 

[worldspy99]

is gonna die!

 

[bokchoy1]

Wise old men

 

[worldspy99]

talked about aliens

 

[mc_razza]

in hushed tones

 

[fatclue_98]

Walking on sunshine

 

[raycpl]

on planet Naboo

... !

 

[mc_razza]

under the sea

 

[raycpl]

of unrequited love

... !

 

[worldspy99]

delivered via telepathy

 

[fatclue_98]

Long-stemmed roses

 

[mc_razza]

are long-stemmed.

 

[worldspy99]

How's the weather?

 

[fatclue_98]

Too damned hot

 

[worldspy99]

Where's the rain?