Three word story...

[fatclue_98]

That's for quitters

 

[Austin Andelin]

And my grandma.

 

[worldspy99]

We're all doomed

 

[Austin Andelin]

Yes, but luckily

 

[worldspy99]

we got parachutes

 

[fatclue_98]

Hope they open

 

[worldspy99]

rip the cord

 

[Austin Andelin]

But not the

 

[worldspy99]

open whiskey bottle

 

[fatclue_98]

That's alcohol abuse

 

[worldspy99]

who said so?

 

[Austin Andelin]

Alcohol Social Services.

 

[fatclue_98]

Spilling alcohol's abusive

 

[raycpl]

with heartfelt outpourings

... !

 

[Austin Andelin]

Of rage and

 

[bokchoy1]

mourning its past

 

[fatclue_98]

Mourning means Alonzo

 

[worldspy99]

sloppy basketball player

 

[fatclue_98]

Hall of Famer

 

[mc_razza]

Kill this thread