Three word story...

[worldspy99]

With some kindness

 

[mc_razza]

and a flamethrower

 

[raycpl]

Keeping it warm

... !

 

[worldspy99]

With a jackhammer

 

[mc_razza]

set to 11

 

[raycpl]

like Spinal Tap

... !

 

[bokchoy1]

through broken headphones

 

[worldspy99]

Without ear pads

 

[fatclue_98]

Blaring Janis Joplin

 

[mc_razza]

on the wireless

 

[worldspy99]

earphones with dongles

 

[raycpl]

Dingos with earlobes

... !

 

[mc_razza]

on Fraser Island

 

[raycpl]

da-plane, da-plane, da-plane

 

[Rustansteer]

They listen attentively

 

[worldspy99]

to real gibberish

 

[raycpl]

and siren calls

... !

 

[mc_razza]

for many hours

 

[raycpl]

listening to Thunderstruck

... !

 

[fatclue_98]

Begging for mercy