Three word story...

[raycpl]

with extra butter

 

[worldspy99]

and no jelly

 

[fatclue_98]

Well that sucks

 

[nate0]

There's no TP

 

[raycpl]

Inside a teepee

 

[worldspy99]

Well quite obviously

 

[fatclue_98]

Open concept living

 

[raycpl]

Apple gets bitten

 

[worldspy99]

Does it hurt?

 

[fatclue_98]

When I laugh

 

[raycpl]

my bathroom scales

 

[worldspy99]

mock me mercilessly

 

[fatclue_98]

More than 45?

 

[raycpl]

Just 300 Spartans

 

[nate0]

until end game

 

[raycpl]

using cheats codes

 

[nate0]

with no sleep

 

[raycpl]

Darned the cappuccino

 

[fatclue_98]

The French actress?

 

[worldspy99]

Named after caffeine?