Three word story...

[fatclue_98]

Deontay Wilder knockout

 

[nate0]

Cerebral fluid smoothie

 

[raycpl]

moving like ectoplasm

 

[worldspy99]

without any protoplasm

 

[raycpl]

Call the Ghostbusters

 

[worldspy99]

with their blasters

 

[fatclue_98]

Set on stun

 

[raycpl]

shoot the stars

 

[worldspy99]

Like Star Wars?

 

[nate0]

Ruined by Disney?

 

[MSFTisMIA]

For being cheap

 

[nate0]

When shopping Goodwill

 

[raycpl]

Hunting, high, low

 

[fatclue_98]

For wascawwy wabbits

 

[MSFTisMIA]

And impeachable offenses

 

[raycpl]

in syrupy peaches

 

[MSFTisMIA]

And Panna cottas

 

[nate0]

using wasabi toothpaste

 

[raycpl]

and gargling vodka

 

[worldspy99]

with club soda