Three word story...

[raycpl]

dribbling down his

 

[worldspy99]

loosely tied bandana

 

[MSFTisMIA]

Oggling the waitresses

 

[raycpl]

wearing hololens. Then,

 

[worldspy99]

doodles on napkin

 

[fatclue_98]

Rinsing with Bacardi

 

[worldspy99]

Without any regrets

 

[nate0]

Shaved my cat

 

[worldspy99]

with a rat?

 

[nate0]

Rats do that?

 

[worldspy99]

Fictitiously speaking, yes

 

[MSFTisMIA]

Truthfully speaking, nope.

 

[worldspy99]

There's no hope

 

[MSFTisMIA]

For elected officials

 

[raycpl]

tarred and feathered

 

[fatclue_98]

Then blood eagled

 

[MSFTisMIA]

And thrown overboard

 

[fatclue_98]

Into Flint rivers

 

[raycpl]

towarda the sea

 

[worldspy99]

without any mercy