Three word story...

[worldspy99]

but not sweet

 

[fatclue_98]

Tastes like chicken

 

[MSFTisMIA]

Said the vegan

 

[nate0]

eating their tofurkey

 

[worldspy99]

with kale salad

 

[nate0]

raisins on top?

 

[MSFTisMIA]

Pour more drinks

 

[raycpl]

like it's free

 

[worldspy99]

at the club

 

[raycpl]

without any alcohol

 

[MSFTisMIA]

The crowd stampeded

 

[worldspy99]

over the tomatoes

 

[T Moore]

Six Factor Formula

 

[raycpl]

X equals X

 

[nate0]

Fusion powered bicycle

 

[MSFTisMIA]

Fueled by bull-

 

[nate0]

smelling chain grease

 

[fatclue_98]

Harley Davidson cologne

 

[MSFTisMIA]

Bought at Costco

 

[worldspy99]

by the dozen