Three word story...

[raycpl]

that was dirty

 

[nate0]

A dirty dozen

 

[MSFTisMIA]

Old crooked politicians

 

[raycpl]

kissing baboon behinds

 

[fatclue_98]

Go right ahead

 

[MSFTisMIA]

Said some dumb***

 

[fatclue_98]

Talkin’ 45 again?

 

[MSFTisMIA]

Not this time.

 

[worldspy99]

And why not?

 

[MSFTisMIA]

Because I'm cheap

 

[worldspy99]

Good for you

 

[raycpl]

Better for me

 

[MSFTisMIA]

We're all screwed

 

[MSFTisMIA]

Without any vasoline

 

[raycpl]

but thats cold

 

[MSFTisMIA]

And hurts alot

 

[raycpl]

without strong whisky

 

[MSFTisMIA]

Or pleasant distractions

 

[raycpl]

or effective deodorant

 

[MSFTisMIA]

And cheap toothpaste