Three word story...

[worldspy99]

Definitely not alcoholic

 

[raycpl]

unless it's fermented

 

[nate0]

Granny's peach tea?

 

[fatclue_98]

Uncle Festus’ moonshine

 

[MSFTisMIA]

Didn't shine enough

 

[raycpl]

from the behind

 

[nate0]

releasing noxious fumes

 

[MSFTisMIA]

All over town

 

[raycpl]

and keep winning

 

[fatclue_98]

Not the Dolphins

 

[MSFTisMIA]

Or the Jags

 

[worldspy99]

Both are losers?

 

[raycpl]

Just Man City

 

[MSFTisMIA]

And US voters

 

[raycpl]

have selective amnesia

 

[MSFTisMIA]

Making dumbass choices

 

[fatclue_98]

Typical Trump supporter

 

[MSFTisMIA]

Still fast asleep

 

[worldspy99]

at the helm

 

[raycpl]

being absolutely clueless