Three word story...

[fatclue_98]

Normal for them

 

[worldspy99]

we know that

 

[MSFTisMIA]

And projectile vomit

 

[raycpl]

that he inhales

 

[worldspy99]

only to realize

 

[fatclue_98]

It's mostly oregano

 

[worldspy99]

and no basil

 

[MSFTisMIA]

Or rosemary either

 

[worldspy99]

in the pasta

 

[MSFTisMIA]

without the sauce

 

[fatclue_98]

Whiskey doesn't work

 

[worldspy99]

but vodka does

 

[MSFTisMIA]

so does gin

 

[worldspy99]

even without tonic

 

[MSFTisMIA]

Drinks quite smoothly

 

[worldspy99]

especially when free

 

[MSFTisMIA]

Boobies are jigglin'

 

[raycpl]

like lime jello

 

[MSFTisMIA]

that tastes good

 

[fatclue_98]

And less filling