Three word story...

[MSFTisMIA]

So some idiota

 

[worldspy99]

decided to inhale

 

[MSFTisMIA]

Some politician's promises

 

[worldspy99]

instead of bailing

 

[fatclue_98]

Out the banks

 

[raycpl]

with mentality monsters

 

[fatclue_98]

Having a party

 

[MSFTisMIA]

Without any booze

 

[fatclue_98]

What’s the point?

 

[MSFTisMIA]

Melania got laid

 

[fatclue_98]

By someone else

 

[MSFTisMIA]

Maybe Canadian Trudeau

 

[fatclue_98]

He likes girls?

 

[worldspy99]

Nope, just blackface.

 

[raycpl]

whips and chains

 

[fatclue_98]

You so nasty

 

[MSFTisMIA]

Said Mamma-san

 

[worldspy99]

before committing Sepukku

 

[MSFTisMIA]

via Gelato icees

 

[raycpl]

and wet noodles