Three word story...

[worldspy99]

Go to bathroom

 

[raycpl]

where toothpaste lives

 

[fatclue_98]

And turds die

 

[raycpl]

with jeans on

 

[MSFTisMIA]

and crop tops

 

[fatclue_98]

Wearing MAGA hats

 

[worldspy99]

With shaggy hair

 

[fatclue_98]

And Scooby snacks

 

[worldspy99]

full of GMO

 

[MSFTisMIA]

And empty calories

 

[raycpl]

dripping with treacle

 

[worldspy99]

a bit fickle

 

[MSFTisMIA]

And also cheap

 

[fatclue_98]

Must be Walmart

 

[MSFTisMIA]

Or Sam's Club

 

[fatclue_98]

The same s**t

 

[worldspy99]

A lot bulkier

 

[fatclue_98]

Thanks to Metamucil

 

[worldspy99]

Just psyllium husks

 

[raycpl]

in slow motion