Three word story...

[fatclue_98]

Bottle of Drano

 

[worldspy99]

Extra strength variety

 

[MSFTisMIA]

No cheap condoms

 

[me just saying]

filled with holy

 

[raycpl]

suffering catfish, Batman

 

[MSFTisMIA]

Pay the stripper!

 

[fatclue_98]

Stormy got paid

 

[raycpl]

Shorty got laid

 

[me just saying]

Shorty got arrested

 

[worldspy99]

for getting laid?

 

[fatclue_98]

Maybe for solicitation

 

[raycpl]

perhaps for exaggeration?

 

[fatclue_98]

Not for mushrooms

 

[worldspy99]

Those were extraterrestrial

 

[MSFTisMIA]

Outer space high

 

[raycpl]

Like major Tom

 

[worldspy99]

Stuck in space

 

[fatclue_98]

The final frontier

 

[MSFTisMIA]

to go home

 

[worldspy99]

or get sloshed