Three word story...

[MSFTisMIA]

while being asinine

 

[worldspy99]

for popping hydroxychloroquine

 

[me just saying]

without knowing where

 

[MSFTisMIA]

His wife sleeps

 

[raycpl]

while he weeps

 

[MSFTisMIA]

At her cheating

 

[fatclue_98]

With Secret Service

 

[worldspy99]

Can't wait until

 

[fatclue_98]

He finds out

 

[MSFTisMIA]

That she's pregnant

 

[me just saying]

with an alien

 

[worldspy99]

who's from Mexico?

 

[MSFTisMIA]

So someone said

 

[me just saying]

out of ignorance

 

[MSFTisMIA]

blondes can't cook

 

[fatclue_98]

Among other things

 

[MSFTisMIA]

like washing clothes

 

[worldspy99]

Or smoking pot

 

[raycpl]

with Darth Vader

 

[fatclue_98]

Jedi ganja rocks