Three word story...

[nate0]

Coughed Joey Chestnut

 

[worldspy99]

Laughed Takeru Kobayashi

 

[raycpl]

Liverpool are Champions

 

[worldspy99]

Sans fans present

 

[raycpl]

But millions worldwide

 

[me just saying]

don't make sense

 

[worldspy99]

are busy quarantining

 

[fatclue_98]

Cardboard cutouts SUCK!

 

[nate0]

used for kindling

 

[raycpl]

with a Kindle

 

[me just saying]

fire tablet that

 

[nate0]

Handful of thermite

 

[worldspy99]

swallowed some Loctite

 

[nate0]

Fixing my tooth

 

[fatclue_98]

You from Kentucky?

 

[nate0]

Only in America

 

[worldspy99]

we're too arrogant

 

[fatclue_98]

To admit wrongdoing

 

[nate0]

Mouths writing checks

 

[raycpl]

drinking Marmite broth