Three word story...

[fatclue_98]

On my shirt

 

[worldspy99]

Because it's bleached

 

[bokchoy1]

and polka dotted

 

[fatclue_98]

Like Chicken Pox

 

[nate0]

I once had

 

[worldspy99]

nothing to eat

 

[raycpl]

but humble pie

... !

 

[worldspy99]

sans juicy strawberries

 

[nahun123]

what a pity

 

[fatclue_98]

Jets won Sunday

 

[raycpl]

Everyday's like Sunday

... !

 

[worldspy99]

when you're golfing

 

[fatclue_98]

You’re wasting time

 

[worldspy99]

on Mango Mussolini?

 

[fatclue_98]

Waste of sperm

 

[worldspy99]

Man, that's profound!

 

[fatclue_98]

Keeps it real

 

[worldspy99]

for the ladies?

 

[nate0]

For the people

 

[raycpl]

walking like zombies

... !