Three word story...

[raycpl]

that Daisy cheated

 

[MSFTisMIA]

all her customers

 

[worldspy99]

what a scam

 

[MSFTisMIA]

cried the prosecution

 

[fatclue_98]

For the witness

 

[worldspy99]

decided to abscond

 

[raycpl]

with the scones

 

[worldspy99]

without any cranberries

 

[MSFTisMIA]

or cheap vodkas

 

[worldspy99]

for Moscow mules

 

[fatclue_98]

For Sister Sara

 

[raycpl]

and Trumps hairdresser

 

[worldspy99]

who's under quarantine

 

[raycpl]

drinking hot Ovaltine

 

[MSFTisMIA]

Spiked with whiskey

 

[worldspy99]

While getting frisky

 

[fatclue_98]

With Harvey Weinstein

 

[worldspy99]

who got convicted

 

[MSFTisMIA]

who got convicted

For 23 days

 

[worldspy99]

years not days