Three word story...

[raycpl]

an American pie

 

[MSFTisMIA]

And a Chevy

 

[raycpl]

Chase movie. Therefore

 

[worldspy99]

mayhem is guaranteed.

 

[MSFTisMIA]

Buying cheap beers

 

[me just saying]

and women who

 

[fatclue_98]

Like getting paid

 

[MSFTisMIA]

And getting laid

 

[fatclue_98]

Not by mushrooms

 

[worldspy99]

How about cash?

 

[fatclue_98]

Will 130k do?

 

[MSFTisMIA]

"NO!" she said

 

[worldspy99]

to Michael Cohen

 

[MSFTisMIA]

And Jared Kushner

 

[worldspy99]

who was busy

 

[MSFTisMIA]

doing absolutely nothing

 

[fatclue_98]

Waste of sperm

 

[raycpl]

as hair gel

 

[worldspy99]

Facials gone wrong

 

[fatclue_98]

Drink pineapple juice