Alright folks. So here are some interesting tidbits/stats/lessons learned.
From December 2013 to date:
Number of phones acquired/sold/traded/re-sold = 128
Total amount of money these phones cost = $18,500
Number of Windows phones = 90
Number of Android devices = 32
Number of iPhones = 6
Lumia 822 = 56
Number of lemon Lumia 822 = 26 (these are not counted in the 128, only working phones generate revenue)
Number of overseas shipments lost by USPS = 3
Amount of money lost by me because USPS scr*wed up = $450
Total amount of PayPal fees = $448
Total amount of eBay fees = $477
Total amount of shipping costs = $916