What can you say to your phone but will not say to your Boyfriend/Girlfriend?

[WanderingTraveler]

Here's one: I love you.

 

[Chregu]

Here's one: I love you.

You should work on your priorities...

 

[BIGPADDY]

Can you keep a secret :wink:

 

[JoeDizzle33]

You're pretty heavy.

 

[gedzum]

I need to switch you to silent mode

BTW this topic reminds me of Whose Line is it Anyway if anyone knows that show.

 

[bawboh86]

I'm gonna use you for porn.

 

[BIGPADDY]

I'm gonna use you for porn.

:excited:

 

[WanderingTraveler]

Wow. I should really log off my account.

 

[Dadstar0410]

I'd tap you any day of the week.

 

[gedzum]

Responses are getting more and more frisky eh wink wink nudge nudge.

Ok how about: I like the way your haptic feedback feels :wink:

 

[bawboh86]

I like the way your haptic feedback feels :wink:

Oh no, I've said that to my GF. She was fine with it...

 

[GSOgymrat]

Call my mother.

 

[MSFTisMIA]

You're always ready for me to play with you...

 

[gedzum]

Oh no, I've said that to my GF. She was fine with it...

haha touche :winktongue:

Hmm running out of ideas. Might be the last one: I'm not satisfied anymore. I need the latest update

 

[martinmc78]

haha touche :winktongue:

Hmm running out of ideas. Might be the last one: I'm not satisfied anymore. I need the latest update

Haha - I used roughly the same phrase when i split from my last girlfriend, although I used upgrade instead of update.

 

[JoeDizzle33]

Its been two years now. Time for an upgrade.

 

[ItnStln]

haha touche :winktongue:

Hmm running out of ideas. Might be the last one: I'm not satisfied anymore. I need the latest update

Haha - I used roughly the same phrase when i split from my last girlfriend, although I used upgrade instead of update.

Hilarious!

 

[Pete]

<flip to mute>

 

[RushilPa]

<flip to mute>

Hahaha gold.

 

[montsa007]

Tap something & wait and then say, "Open...Open..oh come on open already!"
You've been looking better with time, not a single scratch!