What can you say to your phone but will not say to your Boyfriend/Girlfriend?

[Muessig]

I need to get a case for you in case I drop you.

Lets get you a screen protector to hide your scratches.

You are overheating after 5 mins work?! Again!?

 

[WanderingTraveler]

Wow. How is this thing still alive?

 

[Daniel Ratcliffe]

[WARN]NSFW[/WARN]
Open Kama Sutra.

 

[In Limbo]

You could be a little thinner . . .

 

[WhippedKream]

"Call my girlfriend"

 

[BIGPADDY]

Why don't you perform like you use too!

 

[montsa007]

Someone calls me "Oh no, not you again!"

 

[gedzum]

Wow. How is this thing still alive?

Are you referring to the thread or boyfriend/girlfriend theme of topic? lol

 

[snowmutt]

Man, all this noise from you is annoying me as I watch the game. Time to switch you to silent.

 

[WanderingTraveler]

Are you referring to the thread or boyfriend/girlfriend theme of topic? lol

Both. Haha.

Time to wipe all that white stuff off your hotspot.