where the heck is my call recorder Microsoft ?????

You've probably found a number of threads on the forum covering the same feature.

If the feature is so important to you, I'd really suggest investing in an Android or Apple phone, I don't think you'll get any call recorders on Windows Phone any time soon.
 
You're going to have to switch to Android (and maybe Blackberry if they allow it) if you need an app or call recording method.

I believe iOS also disallows this functionality directly and will need a jailbreak. (although you can call through an intermediary)

I think the best choice, if switching devices isn't practical, is a hardware based solution, perhaps by intercepting information using a headset.