Ban the post above you! Game!

Banned for dissing science. The most important thing that humans ever came up with. Without it we wouldn't have any of the things we have today.
 
Banned for science? Are you mad? You don't go banning science! Nobody bans science.

You are so banned, I'm mean really banned!
 
Banned for discouraging oral hygiene and discouraging overkills. I ban you, but with an overkill. Banned, banned, and banned!