Ban the post above you! Game!

[MSFTisMIA]

- Banned for double banning cuz that's old school.

- Banned for being a mutt instead a mother****ing dog!

- Banned again for becoming a moderator without throwing a WPCentral block party to announce it.

 

[snowmutt]

FINE!! You want to go THERE, Mr. "I stood everyone up when Snowmutt wanted me to host a holiday party even though I wasn't home"???

-Banned for being a boring old single-ban poster. Zzzzzzz... put us to sleep.

-Banned for being MIA as opposed to being MSFTisJohnnyOnTheSpot.

-Banned for not throwing me a block party when I got promoted!! I WANTED ICE CREAM AND BEER, DANG IT!!!!!

 

[WanderingTraveler]

Banned hitting into a double play. Seriously, the bases are loaded, and you end up screwing your team over. And I bet on your team. So, you're screwing me of all people. Be ashamed. Be very ashamed.

And block parties, fun as they would sound, are not enough to generate hype around yourself nowadays. You need a live press conference in which all the moderators in the world would attend. I'm not interested in publicly shaming you and making you retire from whatever job you have, I'm banning you instead. For a second time.

So instead of banning you just twice, I'm banning you thrice! I didn't want to ban you twice for a three hit streak.

Oh, and in case I get ninja'd due to the long time it took me to get this post out, I'm banning both you and the ninja.

 

[WanderingTraveler]

Banning self for getting ninja'd by snowmutt.

snowmutt, you're on my hit list. Beware.

 

[raycpl]

A cartoon issues threat to a teddy bear. How scary!! Banned for being so viscous!!

 

[WanderingTraveler]

*Gets angry*

Chiruno-chan came from a game! How dare you insult her!

Banned!

 

[Mohamed Ashid]

*Gets angry*

Chiruno-chan came from a game! How dare you insult her!

Banned!

What-ino Chan??????
Banned, coz the name *****!

 

[WanderingTraveler]

Oh, you too? Get off my lake!

Banned!

 

[MSFTisMIA]

Banned for thinking the internet is your own personal lake.

 

[Black Lumia]

Banned. The internet is MY personal lake.

 

[MSFTisMIA]

Banned for being high off trying to claim ownership over the internet.

 

[anon(5344611)]

Banned for not letting him believe he can own the internet.

 

[anon(8151408)]

Banned because I own the Internet actually, and I'm about to turn it off.

 

[crazy elf]

Banned because I took the key

 

[Black Lumia]

Banned because it's a combination lock.

 

[Mohamed Ashid]

Guess who's got the combination!!
Buhahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Banned.

 

[Dave Bhullar]

Banned for not having enough swag

 

[snowmutt]

Everyone knows swag is useless over the internet, which is has been turned off anyways, and ownership is in dispute.

Banned for adding to all the troubles by trying to add "swag" as a part of being in the "it" crowd on the internet.

 

[WanderingTraveler]

I FINALLY GET A CHANCE TO BAN SNOWMUTT! HERE IT GOES...

Banned.

HAH! YOU THINK YOU DESERVE BETTER? NO, YOU DON'T. HAHAHAHAHAH.

 

[Dave Bhullar]

Banned for getting too excited.