Banned, and this is a long one...
A) banned for not banning the post directly above you.
B) Banned because the Colts fans are almost extinct, and as such are protected under governmental regulations. (you wouldn't want to end up like the dentist that killed the lion, Cecil
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C) Banned for not knowing where the Colts are now.
D) Banned for posting in the "ban the post above you" thread.
E) Banned for being the post above me.
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</picks up mic so no one trips over it>