Ban the post above you! Game!

Banned for not helping me mop up the water that was filling my apt when I got home today.
 
Banned because you sound like you need to be professionally banned rather than just self administered ban
 
Banned for lacking administrative rights to use the word ban in past and present tense in the same sentence.
 
Great Scott!

You are hereby banned from the future for past posts in this thread and here's a ban from the past for future transgressions.
 
Banned because Gus is even cooler than Shawn, has the best nicknames ever, and... uh.... Well really, that's enough right there.
 
Banned for only providing 2 reasons as to why Ernesto Agap?to Garces con ya de Abelar should be worth caring about.
 
Banned for not providing a third reason why Ghee Buttersnaps is worth caring about.