Ban the post above you! Game!

Oh, I'm sorry.
So, I shouldn't do this: No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No !!!!
Banned!
Let me count... One... two... three... four... five... six... seven... eight... nine... ten... eleven... twelve... thirteen... fourteen... fifteen... sixteen... seventeen... and eighteen. Oh well, 18 "no" in one post. 18x banned for "no" spamming.
Should I say "banned" 18 times?
 
Let me count... One... two... three... four... five... six... seven... eight... nine... ten... eleven... twelve... thirteen... fourteen... fifteen... sixteen... seventeen... and eighteen. Oh well, 18 "no" in one post. 18x banned for "no" spamming.
Should I say "banned" 18 times?
Banned for not banning me.
 
Oh yeah, banned for banning me for not banning you because I had to ban another guy who deserved a ban more than you. Over, and out. :p
 
Banned for not living longer and not bringing out some more cool inventions as wi-fi for example
 
Banned for preventing someone from wishing. Everyone has his rights to wish. Btw I wish no one will ban me.
 
Ooops! Sorry... going to kill your wish...

BANNED!

Wish all you want doesn't mean anything. :P
 
And I'm going to make this difficult... You are banned for trying to simplify a process that is not simple and in fact is quite detailed and requires a lot of thought and methodology in order to ban a person, or thing, in the proper context of the current ban theme. A ban that is not properly thought out becomes obscured in an array of bans, and therefore is not valid.
 
Target: sinime
*Pulls out dual magnums... Aims at the legs... Fires* - 6x double "ban-g"...
*Switches to shotgun... Shots right at the chest* - 8x permanent "ban-g"...
*Unsheathes assault rifle... Fires everywhere* - 30x "ban-g"...
*Grabs sniper rifle - Headshots* - 1x finishing "ban-g".
Done. Summary: You are 51x banned.