Gonna make my Lumia 920 on friday even heavier

[Squachy]

HOW WILL HE PUT IT IN HIS POCKETS?!?!

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Its called a Backpack.

 

[fwaits]

Nokia has broken all kinds of physics with this phone. I mean an object this heavy and dense surely is powerful enough to absorb even light itself yet the body colors and beautiful screen say otherwise.

 

[VagrantWade]

Interesting fact. The Lumia 920 is the only known to man object that is capable of escaping a black hole.

 

[keizka]

Escape black hole? You got it all wrong... it devours the black hole through its own weight. It's akin to a dessert for 920.

 

[fulnix]

finally an Anti-Hipster Phone.....love that this phone is everything the Iphone is not Hahahahahaha

 

[fwaits]

Sounds like the Lumia 920 is the Chuck Norris of phones? Yeah that's right, I went there...

 

[keizka]

That's like dividing by zero. Don't go there.

 

[Landsharkk]

Sounds like the Lumia 920 is the Chuck Norris of phones? Yeah that's right, I went there...

Chuck Norris actually built the Lumia 920 by hand, each and every one of them. And he built them all next week, but because he built them so fast it opened a time-space continuum portal that allowed the devices to travel back in time and be sold a week before they were made.

 

[lovenokia]

Chuck Norris actually built the Lumia 920 by hand, each and every one of them. And he built them all next week, but because he built them so fast it opened a time-space continuum portal that allowed the devices to travel back in time and be sold a week before they were made.

lol, chuck Norris L920 jokes