UPDATE 2: New 950 XL in my hands! Thanks to Dominique and Tim at the Microsoft Store! Also thanks to the rep I talked to on the phone as well, sorry I forgot your name!
UPDATE: See post #24
Step one: Be me on vacation in July 2015. Drop 1520.3 on side of mountain and shatter it into a billion pieces. No new flagship coming anytime soon. Have backup Lumia 640, maybe I'll use that.
Step two: buy 640 XL, decide it's too slow, buy another 1520 (ATT version without Qi), decide I shall suffer until November.
Step three: Pre-order 950 XL as soon as possible, get the phone on Nov 24th. Love it, cherish it, take on it's last name as my own.
Step Four: Try to use camera one day 2 weeks later, find out it's not working. Hmm, a reboot will fix this, still not working. Hmm, a factory reset? Still no luck.
Step Five: take an hour drive to the closest Microsoft Store. Confirm what I already know, it's a hardware issue. Store can't give me a replacement since they have none in stock. Told to submit a repair request online.
Step Six: Call other store within reasonable driving distance. Never get to talk to someone actually in the store. Takes three tries to get a rep willing to help. Store #2 has no 950 XLs in stock.
Step Seven: Submit online repair request. Receive email immediately stating:
We are experiencing some system difficulties in completing your repair request. As soon as the issue is sorted out, the relevant information will be sent to you via email.
Step Eight: Wait 5 hours, get curious and call customer care. Told request was received and to wait 3-5 hours.
Step Nine: wait 24 hours. Still no email. Reach out on twitter to @LumiaHelp. run through all the troubleshooting steps again even though I made it clear in the beginning store said it was bad. No help, just told to resubmit my request again.
Step Ten: Talk to customer care again. Slightly more helpful this time. Say request has failed for some reason. That it will be escalated to the proper department and that they will contact me in 48 to 96 hours. Know from past experience when someone says this, it almost never happens.
Step Eleven: Sit here fondling my $650 camera-less phone wondering if it'll ever get fixed. Hide under my desk at work and weep softly.
UPDATE: See post #24
Step one: Be me on vacation in July 2015. Drop 1520.3 on side of mountain and shatter it into a billion pieces. No new flagship coming anytime soon. Have backup Lumia 640, maybe I'll use that.
Step two: buy 640 XL, decide it's too slow, buy another 1520 (ATT version without Qi), decide I shall suffer until November.
Step three: Pre-order 950 XL as soon as possible, get the phone on Nov 24th. Love it, cherish it, take on it's last name as my own.
Step Four: Try to use camera one day 2 weeks later, find out it's not working. Hmm, a reboot will fix this, still not working. Hmm, a factory reset? Still no luck.
Step Five: take an hour drive to the closest Microsoft Store. Confirm what I already know, it's a hardware issue. Store can't give me a replacement since they have none in stock. Told to submit a repair request online.
Step Six: Call other store within reasonable driving distance. Never get to talk to someone actually in the store. Takes three tries to get a rep willing to help. Store #2 has no 950 XLs in stock.
Step Seven: Submit online repair request. Receive email immediately stating:
We are experiencing some system difficulties in completing your repair request. As soon as the issue is sorted out, the relevant information will be sent to you via email.
Step Eight: Wait 5 hours, get curious and call customer care. Told request was received and to wait 3-5 hours.
Step Nine: wait 24 hours. Still no email. Reach out on twitter to @LumiaHelp. run through all the troubleshooting steps again even though I made it clear in the beginning store said it was bad. No help, just told to resubmit my request again.
Step Ten: Talk to customer care again. Slightly more helpful this time. Say request has failed for some reason. That it will be escalated to the proper department and that they will contact me in 48 to 96 hours. Know from past experience when someone says this, it almost never happens.
Step Eleven: Sit here fondling my $650 camera-less phone wondering if it'll ever get fixed. Hide under my desk at work and weep softly.
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