Jas00555
Retired Ambassador
Conversation that I swear on Daniel Rubino's career happened:
Setting: I'm sitting there at my university in the lunch area while playing with my Surface Pro 2, when all the sudden a wild hipster appears. He appears to be dressed in jeans that would murder my future children (if you know what I'm saying), an ironic shirt, one of those beanies and of course, a MacBook Pro. The conversation as follows is 100% accurate and makes you lose faith in humanity.
"haha dude, is that one of those Surfaces?"
"yeah, its pretty sweet, why?"
"looks like you got ripped off"
"*double-check my Surface* huh? Why? What's wrong, does it have a scratch on the back?"
"no, dude its made by MicroSUCKS (he emphasized the last part)"
"huh? I'm not following you (I knew where he was going)"
"dude, Microsoft can't make anything right"
"like what? this things bad@$$"
Note: although it may sound like I'm getting angry, I was calm and cool the entire time, even though I wanted to shove hit iPhone 5S where the sun don't shine
"dude take windows 8, its the biggest flop in the history of the world, no one, not even businesses want it"
"I just saw a story a month ago where they sold 100 million copies.... And also, their market share is bigger than all Macs"
"well, yeah, but that's an unfair comparison"
"how so?"
"well businesses buy windows, so it makes it appear that windows is better, but its not"
"didn't you just say, like 20 seconds ago that businesses weren't buying it? Now they are?"
"whatever dude, Macs have taken over anyway"
"then why does the library have 200 PCs, but only 10 Macs?"
"its because they're more expensive, because they're premium quality and create their own class, take the Apple TV, what does Microsoft have that rivals it?"
"uh... The Xbox? You know the thing that sold 70 million"
"it doesn't have airplay though"
"because its not an apple product? You don't have Xbox music."
"so? ITunes has 28 million songs"
"Xbox music has 30 million"
"no way, Apple said that iTunes has the most"
"*I pull up the Wikipedia page* see? 30 million."
"its still not as big as iTunes, even if it has more"
WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE
End of part 1
Setting: I'm sitting there at my university in the lunch area while playing with my Surface Pro 2, when all the sudden a wild hipster appears. He appears to be dressed in jeans that would murder my future children (if you know what I'm saying), an ironic shirt, one of those beanies and of course, a MacBook Pro. The conversation as follows is 100% accurate and makes you lose faith in humanity.
"haha dude, is that one of those Surfaces?"
"yeah, its pretty sweet, why?"
"looks like you got ripped off"
"*double-check my Surface* huh? Why? What's wrong, does it have a scratch on the back?"
"no, dude its made by MicroSUCKS (he emphasized the last part)"
"huh? I'm not following you (I knew where he was going)"
"dude, Microsoft can't make anything right"
"like what? this things bad@$$"
Note: although it may sound like I'm getting angry, I was calm and cool the entire time, even though I wanted to shove hit iPhone 5S where the sun don't shine
"dude take windows 8, its the biggest flop in the history of the world, no one, not even businesses want it"
"I just saw a story a month ago where they sold 100 million copies.... And also, their market share is bigger than all Macs"
"well, yeah, but that's an unfair comparison"
"how so?"
"well businesses buy windows, so it makes it appear that windows is better, but its not"
"didn't you just say, like 20 seconds ago that businesses weren't buying it? Now they are?"
"whatever dude, Macs have taken over anyway"
"then why does the library have 200 PCs, but only 10 Macs?"
"its because they're more expensive, because they're premium quality and create their own class, take the Apple TV, what does Microsoft have that rivals it?"
"uh... The Xbox? You know the thing that sold 70 million"
"it doesn't have airplay though"
"because its not an apple product? You don't have Xbox music."
"so? ITunes has 28 million songs"
"Xbox music has 30 million"
"no way, Apple said that iTunes has the most"
"*I pull up the Wikipedia page* see? 30 million."
"its still not as big as iTunes, even if it has more"
WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE
End of part 1
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