- Mar 10, 2012
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I have had it! I didn't want to be that person, but M$ has failed humans by creating this so called 'windowz phone. As is customary, let's fast forward through all the fluff about how much I wanted to love the phone, I did this or that on iOS/Android. We all know those operating systems are like HAL and the WOPR respectively. Here's my laundry list:
1-It doesn't do everything. That's an epic fail right there.
2-No slap and tickle at noon. My other no-name phone could do that right out the box.
3-It doesn't have a no name browser for me to get to youpron. Heck, my Chinese phone on Metro POS had it. Took me 10 force closes and 20 minutes, but I don't care. I eventually got my fix.
4-There's no Snake in X-Box Live! Come on Nokia! This isn't rocket science. That should be there by default.
5-My camera sucks! It doesn't make my blow up doll of a girlfriend look like Sofia Vergara. My vga camera on my Sanyo flip phone on Sprint from 2004 took better photos without a flash.
and my biggest gripe.....
Zach Morris wouldn't be caught dead carrying this travesty!!!!! Take that Woz!
That's it! Who's with me that this phone sucks? If so, keep starting individual threads in the same reasons you don't like it and make sure to either ask if you made a mistake, threaten to return it, or call everyone that has one a Beta Tester and put a big ol' letter B in your sig indicating their support for windowz phone .007.
1-It doesn't do everything. That's an epic fail right there.
2-No slap and tickle at noon. My other no-name phone could do that right out the box.
3-It doesn't have a no name browser for me to get to youpron. Heck, my Chinese phone on Metro POS had it. Took me 10 force closes and 20 minutes, but I don't care. I eventually got my fix.
4-There's no Snake in X-Box Live! Come on Nokia! This isn't rocket science. That should be there by default.
5-My camera sucks! It doesn't make my blow up doll of a girlfriend look like Sofia Vergara. My vga camera on my Sanyo flip phone on Sprint from 2004 took better photos without a flash.
and my biggest gripe.....
Zach Morris wouldn't be caught dead carrying this travesty!!!!! Take that Woz!
That's it! Who's with me that this phone sucks? If so, keep starting individual threads in the same reasons you don't like it and make sure to either ask if you made a mistake, threaten to return it, or call everyone that has one a Beta Tester and put a big ol' letter B in your sig indicating their support for windowz phone .007.