Ruin a wish [Game]

[QwarkDreams]

I stumbled upon a funny game while browing through another forum (LinusTechTips) and want to steal it (altough the starter of the game stole if from another forum as well) *chrchrchr*

Rules:

It starts with someone making a wish:

"I wish I could fly"

The next person quotes the wish with a reply that both grants the wish and ads a huge downside:

"Granted, but you are not able to land"

Having ruined the wish you ad you own wish.

As an example:

A - "I wish I could fly"

B - "Granted, but you can't touch the ground anymore"

B - "I wish Windows Phone would be market leader"

B - "I wish Windows Phone would be market leader"

C - "Granted, but updates would come with costs"

C - "I wish...."

I hope this works out. It looks like a fun game :-D

 

[Mohamed Ashid]

I wish, you had wished for something to start the game.

 

[QwarkDreams]

I wish, you had wished for something to start the game.

Damn, I knew I forgot something :unhappysweat:

Okay, here we go:

I wish I could understand animals.

 

[Mohamed Ashid]

Granted, but then animals will take over earth.
I wish I were the king of the world.

 

[A895]

Granted, but then animals will take over earth.
I wish I were the king of the world.

Granted, but people would eventually rise up and kill you in a rebellion if you rule poorly.

I wish we lived in a superhero universe like Marvel.

Sent from my XT907 using Mobile Nations mobile app

 

[hs k]

Granted, but your only power would be to be an antenna.

Boy, wish I was the very best, that I had no downsides

 

[Mohamed Ashid]

Granted, but eventually a better person will come and kick you out.

I wish there were more people to play this game.

 

[Scienceguy Labs]

Granted, but then you'd inevitably get a rude comment from someone that would ruin it all.

I wish I had a self-cleaning house.

 

[MaxyBley]

Granted, but then you'd inevitably get a rude comment from someone that would ruin it all.

I wish I had a self-cleaning house.

Granted, the house would get jealous and kill you one day.


I wish people would see the potential of Windows Phone.

 

[QwarkDreams]

Granted, the house would get jealous and kill you one day.


I wish people would see the potential of Windows Phone.

Granted, but prices will go up until the least expensive WPhone costs as much as the most expensive iPhone/Android flagship.

I wish I didn't have to go to the toilet ever again.

 

[Scienceguy Labs]

Granted, but the toxins in your body would build up over time causing a painful death.

I wish everybody covered their mouths the correct way when they sneezed.

 

[QwarkDreams]

Granted, but the toxins in your body would build up over time causing a painful death.

I wish everybody covered their mouths the correct way when they sneezed.

Granted but everybody will be so distracted by thinking about sneezing correctly that the number of accidents and deaths will rise.

I wish my body would be more durable during very hot or very cold weather.

 

[Robby Herbert]

Granted but everybody will be so distracted by thinking about sneezing correctly that the number of accidents and deaths will rise.

I wish my body would be more durable during very hot or very cold weather.

Granted, but during normal weather, your body begins to excessively perspire.
I wish for the ability to control time.

 

[Zulfigar]

Granted, but during normal weather, your body begins to excessively perspire.
I wish for the ability to control time.

Granted, but each time you go forward or backwards, events will always be different.

I wish to teleport.

 

[QwarkDreams]

Granted, but each time you go forward or backwards, events will always be different.

I wish to teleport.

Awww....too easy^^

Granted, but you can't control where you teleport to.

I wish there was free wifi all over the world.

 

[snowmutt]

Granted, but Google just figured out how to get adds on that too. No escaping them now.

Dang, I really, really wish I had a nice camper.

 

[QwarkDreams]

Dang, I really, really wish I had a nice camper.

Granted but it only runs with sweet little fluffy chicks!

I wish my PC would without a source of energy.

 

[hs k]

Granted, but it would be obsolete the next day you bought it, and it isn't modular

I wish Pokemon were real, and I was on a journey

 

[MaxyBley]

Granted you wouldn't be the protagonist, Pikachu will not like you and you would soon disappear like most characters.

I wish people weren't so stupid. I really wish...

 

[QwarkDreams]

I wish people weren't so stupid. I really wish...

Granted, but now those people are 10x more annoying.

I wish I could disappear into the shadows. (like just step onto a shadow and become invisible)