Microsoft is planning another big event for January in 2015 on January 20. Remember this last year how Microsoft blew everyone's socks off by announcing totally new tech in HoloLens? According to a source, this time they will be announcing something revolutionary yet again that will be even bigger. Surface Phone. You say a phone can't be that revolutionary? Ha! We'll see.
Here's what I've been told by my source, Bartholomew Simmons (B.S.), who claims to work on the Surface Design Team for Microsoft.
DISCLAIMER: If you haven't figured out by the above sentence that B.S. is made up and that all that follows is B.S., well, be warned.
1. The new phone will be made from a gold titanium and Sapphire alloy that Microsoft has developed. It will be as strong as Titanium, unbendable, unbreakable. It will be smooth as glass and both look and feel sexy, with curves in all the right places.
2. It will have a no-side-bezels front, with bezels only large enough at the top for the 8MP 3D camera and other sensors, and large enough at the bottom to accommodate capacitive buttons.
3. The bottom half of the back will also be a display! Top half of the back will contain the 50MP PureView Camera with triple RGB LED Flash. The display on the back will assist in taking phenomenal selfies in full 50MP greatness. I'm not sure why you'd want to, but there you go.
4. Stereo speakers will be on the sides toward the bottom of the unit.
5. A new graphene mesh battery technology will power the unit, with it being able to run 270 hours talk time and 3 months on stand-by power. It will be able to go from 10% to 80% charge in under 10 minutes.
6. Next to the sensors on the front will be a "laser projector", and you will be able to stand the phone up vertically and project a laser image of a keyboard on the table in front of the phone, complete with a projected track pad. The 3D camera tech will be able to track your movements to track your typing/swiping, etc. No external keyboard will be necessary. The laser tech will be powered by the new battery tech.
7. Also powered by this new amazing battery tech is a new pico projector located next to the 50MP camera. It will be able to project an image in QHD on a wall, so you can have a 60" projected monitor against a wall or screen. No external monitor necessary. The projector does have some limitations in that it works best in lower light situations, as bright lights tend to over power it. This can be fixed by hooking up your phone to an external power supply for the extra juice needed to power the projector at full strength.
8. New breakthroughs in manufacturing tech and chip technology will allow an Octocore Intel Skylake SOC running at 2.4GHz alongside Microsoft's new holoprocessor. The HoloProcessor will add a lot to the table with extreme processing power, and the ability to project Cortana right onto your desktop! Now you will be able to say, "Hey, Cortana!", and see a holographic image of her in all her Halo glory respond directly to you.
9. Again, with these new breakthroughs in manufacturing tech, they will be able to produce these at a lower cost and pass the savings along to you!
10. The Surface Phone will come in two flavors. The Surface Phone and the Surface Phone Pro. The only difference between the 2 is the front screen size and the display resolution. The Surface Phone will be a 5.3" model while the Pro will be sporting the long awaited 6". By removing the side bezels, they are able to get this 6" display in the same size body of the former 5.7" Lumia 640 XL.
The Pro will also be a full QHD display. I wasn't able to get the specs on display resolution of the Surface Phone, just the Pro version.
The pro version will be set to sell in the US by May, 2016, for $1299, and they will include a Band 2 AND a HoloLens for that price.
I plan on buying 6 of them, so the entire family can enjoy the ecosystem.
I hope you enjoyed reading this made up drivel as much as I enjoyed writing it.