Cortana's witty replies

Likwidz · Feb 17, 2015

QuentinJ said:
here are a few:
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(this was on my L630 which doesn't have DP enabled and is set to Cortana US; still waiting for GDR1 on my HTC 8X...)

Not sure if this was well aware but on TP Cortana takes shape of yoda

QuentinJ · Feb 17, 2015

she does it on the phone too now but she didn't at the time I shared those screenshots

diggisaur · Mar 3, 2015

What a great thread. I didn't see either of these here. But my apologies if they have already been suggested.

The two I found were.

"What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?" quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Cortana responds with, "What do you mean? An African or a European swallow?"

And "Rock, Paper, Scissors." which Cortana will randomly respond with one of the three.

Christopher Bramley · Mar 4, 2015

Who is Cortana? also works

Sonu K · Mar 19, 2015

This thread should be STICKY!

MCE626 · Jul 31, 2015

Not sure, but i did this twice and got the same answer.
i asked; "Are you a quantum computer?"

i also did (not sure if some of these are on the main post already):
"am i alive?"
"are you alive?"
"do you like porn?"
"do you know who i am?"
"are you dead?"

"are you on facebook?"
"Who voiced you?"
"what is your favorite collage?"
"do you sleep?"
"do you hate google?"
"do you like humans?"
"what's your favorite food?"
"what's your favorite drink?"
"do you have any sisters?"
"do you have any bothers?"
"do you have a husband?"
"what do you think of playstation?"
"what do you think of the xbox?"
"do you like dogs?"
"do you like cats?"
"do you like dragons?"

"what's your gender?"
"do you like space?"
"do you smoke weed?/do you do drugs?"
"can you give me a blow-job?"

"do you like minecraft?"
"what do you like?"
"how do you work?"

triageatdawn · Jul 31, 2015

"Do you like games?"
"Are you happy?"
"Are you sad?"
"I like your name."

Pawz2142 · Aug 1, 2015

Do you dream of electric sheep?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

OSUBeavNat · Aug 1, 2015

I know of two so far that haven't been posted here as far as i know. :grin:

1. "Siri is better than you." -try it to find out
2. "Tell me a joke." - tells you a joke

triageatdawn · Aug 1, 2015

Try this one:
"Are you an alien?"

triageatdawn · Aug 3, 2015

Dunno if this is AP, but here you go:

SirYetz · Aug 4, 2015

Ask "how were you made"

Ethan Crosthwaite · Aug 6, 2015

Teach Cortana to learn your voice, that way she knows how you speak and can more effectively pick up what you're trying to say.

Bubbadoo · Aug 28, 2015

I found one, say

You're Fired

she has multiple sayings for that
for example

Cortana said:
I hope you kept your receipt...

Cortana said:
I've been bamboozled!

Cortana said:
I wish I had a table to knock over on my way out.

This was on a Windows 10 laptop if that makes any difference.

dacrazyginger101 · Sep 7, 2015

If you ask Cortana, What's zero divided by zero, she will give you a witty response!

nCogNeato · Sep 18, 2015

Sonu K said:
This thread should be STICKY!

^THIS^

This thread is the closest thing the forum has to a comprehensive list. I'm actually surprised there wasn't a full list of Cortana commands sticky'd a long time ago.