Cortana's witty replies

[poisonpattern]

Try "what's ________'s net worth(someone famous)"

 

[Rhody#WP]

Me: Remind me next time I'm at Bahama Buck's to get amaretto flavor.
Cortana: Who's your momma?

 

[F3rzz]

Me: Remind me next time I'm at Bahama Buck's to get amaretto flavor.
Cortana: Who's your momma?

EDIT: OMG i just tried the net worth question.

i said: "What's Britney Spears Net Worth?"

Cortana Binged me: "What's pen*s p*nis net worth"

 

[Mavee Shah]

Me: Will you marry me?
She said: Ok, we'll need a plan I'll work on being more human and you should work on being more digital

 

[aswinbarathb]

Me: Do an impression.
Cortana: My precioussss!
Hahahah this was too good. Cortana made me even more a big fan of her quoting Gollum

 

[type687]

She told me she loved me.






she didn't do that forever alone :'(

 

[BeastMD]

Say: you are so much better than siri

 

[mpt15]

Me: Do an impression.
Cortana: My precioussss!
Hahahah this was too good. Cortana made me even more a big fan of her quoting Gollum

here's what I got:

https://onedrive.live.com/redir?res...uthkey=!AMLtiozryZifD64&v=3&ithint=photo,.jpg


https://onedrive.live.com/redir?res...uthkey=!AFZ-SjmbZyVvlI0&v=3&ithint=photo,.jpg

The "bananaaa" took me completely by surprise! Cortana is awesome.

 

[meandu229]

Ask "do you know clippy"

 

[aswinbarathb]

Her response to "do an impression" has changed!! It's more human than robotic its just awesome expecto patronum seems a bit childish, my preciousssss is like a whisper!

 

[Carlos RJ]

Try: "Are you busy?"

 

[anon(5445874)]

I asked "what is the meaning of life the universe and everything". I just got a bing result with text saying 42. Then I asked "what does 42 mean?", just got a bing result. Then for some odd reason, I asked the first question again and got this...



How hard is it for Cortana to just say 42?

 

[xandros9]

ask her to tell you about the flood. (for the Halo fans)

(for everyone else, the Flood is essentially the scary, creepy space zombies of the Halo universe.)

 

[SpaceyO]

Not necessarily a witty reply, but if ask Cortana to play a song that ends in the word "Sun", she says "OK, Now playing 'Here Comes the Sunday'".

It's happened with more than one song I have

 

[ortizang]

How can I make a thread through the WP app?

 

[Richard Willetts]

What's your favorite animal?

 

[Ashalinia]

"How do you feel?"

"Do you like Bing?"

"Do you like Google?"

"Do you like animals?"

 

[bsushmith]

 

[Hameez Rehman]

Just discovered new one but don't know if it has been mentioned before..
Say to cortana "you're so dead"

 

[zaslek]

Apparently when I'm at work Cortana doesn't think I should be searching for videos like this...off topic if you've never seen the listed video please do. But only if not easily offended.