Cortana's witty replies

[xoxoGeorges]

 

[Daniel Ratcliffe]

Thanks to Daniel Radcliffe:
What do you think of Microsoft?
Cortana!
Hello.
Good afternoon.
Good evening.
Goodbye.
What do you think of Xbox?
Do you love Master Chief?
Are you sleeping?
What are you up to?

Just something to clear up here haha, it's with a t not a d. I'm not Harry Potter, sorry.

 

[MeWhoElse]

Just something to clear up here haha, it's with a t not a d. I'm not Harry Potter, sorry.

I have relo's with that last name... must've been on auto pilot LOL

 

[Daniel Ratcliffe]

I have relo's with that last name... must've been on auto pilot LOL

Ha don't worry too much. Glad it's been changed now. certainly loving Cortana and didn't realise how many quirky replies she has.

 

[aswinbarathb]

hahaha cortana is really very witty!!

 

[MyNL822]

Bump...I really wish we can sticky this thread, as Cortana gets updated people could refer here, who can I ask?

 

[Ekon]

I told her " I'm Stupid." I got the Same response as "I'm confused."

 

[Ekon]

I told her " I'm Stupid." I got the Same response as "I'm confused." Hish

 

[Theone75]

Cortana is awesome

 

[joshua diaz2]

Does anybody else have the problem with asking Halo questions? Example: It always says profits instead of prophets and fruits instead of brutes? Its pissing me off really bad

 

[Mattman86]

Does anybody else have the problem with asking Halo questions? Example: It always says profits instead of prophets and fruits instead of brutes? Its pissing me off really bad

Yeah, when I ask about Grunts, it always tells me about grants. But, if I type the question in, it gets it right.

 

[eisanchez]

Me: What are you wearing?
Cortana: A phone. Like it?

 

[Paedin]

Me: Beam me up
Cortana: I can't do it captain. I don't have the power.

LMAO

me: Do an impression
Cortana: Expectro Patronum -

She did say it Pay-tro-num, which made the HP fan in me die a little inside

 

[Daniel Ratcliffe]

me: Do an impression
Cortana: Expectro Patronum -

She did say it Pay-tro-num, which made the HP fan in me die a little inside

Yeah that had me raging at Cortana as well.



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[SpaceyO]

If you've got the WPCentral App, Open Cortana and say "WP Central nom nom nom".

Not a Cortana thing, actually, it's the WPCentral devs, but it's cute nonetheless

 

[lum1a920]

Me: Do an impression
Cortana: To infinity ... and beyond


Cracked me up...

 

[lzandman]

Yesterday I found all these Cortana personas in the Windows Phone 8.1 OS files. Amongst them there was this retired version of Clippy! Anybody know the questions to trigger them?



Read more about this at my blog: Hacking Cortana: meet *all* of Cortana’s personas! | LeonZandman.com

 

[Rahul Saxena]

want to share some of my interactions with cortana...
















The way she said "Oooh" and "Huh" is really awesome, it's still in beta and the final version might be more polished, also it seems that the database of cortana is very limited thus released for US only, she understands Sylvester Stallone and Jeniffer Lopez but cant pick indian celebs like shahrukh, salman etc...

 

[Dustin Hodges]

As we all saw from the BUILD announcement, ask her what she thinks of Jimmy Fallon.

 

[Talderon]

OK all, here is the entire test list that I have compiled from my MONTHS of testing. Many are known, but I hope you all will find some more gems in here.

I will post updated lists and testing goes on and released are completed.

Cortana, Let's Chat!!