Ruin a wish [Game]

[WanderingTraveler]

Great. They're diluted in water.

To be exact, 1mL of lemonade in every 1000L of water.

I wish for the shooting star to shoot me instead.

 

[xandros9]

Great. They're diluted in water.

To be exact, 1mL of lemonade in every 1000L of water.

I wish for the shooting star to shoot me instead.

It's done a la Robocop.

I wish for a Toyota

 

[Zulfigar]

Your dream Toyota arrives at your house, but upon examination, you notice that when you hit the gas, the wiper blades go at the same pace as the throttle. Mechanics can't figure it out nor will they give you a new one as it was a contest.

I wish for a cat.

 

[WanderingTraveler]

Great. You get a Cait Sith.
(Yes, it's technically a cat.)

I wish for nothing.

 

[Robby Herbert]

Granted, but by wishing for nothing, you actually wish for something (because nothing, the word, is a noun, making it something) and thus a paradox begins and the world soon confuses itself.

I wish for the ability to control minds/people!

 

[MaxyBley]

Granted, but by wishing for nothing, you actually wish for something (because nothing, the word, is a noun, making it something) and thus a paradox begins and the world soon confuses itself.

I wish for the ability to control minds/people!

Granted the world now knows and hires Magnito (dude from x-men) to kill you.

I wish for my wish to not be granted.

 

[JohnDoeWII]

Sorry, bur your wish can't come through. Oh, but it did!?!

I wish I was a little bit higher.

 

[Sport Driver]

Sorry, bur your wish can't come through. Oh, but it did!?!

I wish I was a little bit higher.

Granted, but all thing will be lowered.
I wish to have better weather.

 

[QwarkDreams]

Granted, but all thing will be lowered.
I wish to have better weather.

Granted but now tourists flood the streets of your city and you will be late on every occasion.

I wish fable and fairy tale creatures would be real and you could start a career as a hero fighting evil things and protecting villages!

 

[snowmutt]

Completely reasonable, and totally realistic. You now have ogres in the streets, gremlins running wild, and goblins stealing small children and bikes. You have been hired by multiple people to rid the village of these nasty, pesky, rotten horrors. Problem is you are only armed with wet noodles, have to wear nothing but a towel, and only get paid upon completion.

So basically right up to you get eaten, this will be a fantasy/comedy.

I so wish I had a photographic memory.

 

[WanderingTraveler]

Completely reasonable, and totally realistic. You now have ogres in the streets, gremlins running wild, and goblins stealing small children and bikes. You have been hired by multiple people to rid the village of these nasty, pesky, rotten horrors. Problem is you are only armed with wet noodles, have to wear nothing but a towel, and only get paid upon completion.

So basically right up to you get eaten, this will be a fantasy/comedy.

I so wish I had a photographic memory.

Yeah, but considering that Samsung ads are everywhere, you'll have those horrible images plastered into your mind forever.

I wish for a Cactuar.

 

[QwarkDreams]

Yeah, but considering that Samsung ads are everywhere, you'll have those horrible images plastered into your mind forever.

I wish for a Cactuar.

Granted, but as soon as you spot one it uses 1000 Needles and leaves you unconscious.

I wish this summer was mostly cloudy with thunder storms and acceptable temperatures.

 

[snowmutt]

Crap, I hate to ruin this one. It is kinda my wish too. I HATE the heat.

But... Granted. Too bad one of those thunderstorms take aim right at your U-Bahn (thank-you, "What Drives you home" thread!!), and you are trapped below in well over 100 degree temps and humid conditions. But, all those rescue workers spending days getting to you are nice and comfy.

I wish I had the answers.

 

[xandros9]

Crap, I hate to ruin this one. It is kinda my wish too. I HATE the heat.

But... Granted. Too bad one of those thunderstorms take aim right at your U-Bahn (thank-you, "What Drives you home" thread!!), and you are trapped below in well over 100 degree temps and humid conditions. But, all those rescue workers spending days getting to you are nice and comfy.

I wish I had the answers.

None of them are correct.

I wish I had a new calculator.

 

[CrossedFaith]

None of them are correct.

I wish I had a new calculator.

Granted, but it will constantly sing Justin Bieber songs.

I wish I had a new car

 

[Lumio]

Granted from "Hot wheels".
I wish none can ruin my wish..

 

[xandros9]

Granted from "Hot wheels".
I wish none can ruin my wish..

You get no wish to ruin.

I wish for some lucky charms
(eating cereal right now)

 

[Scienceguy Labs]

Granted, but you now have a million people after you and your lucky charms.

I wish for the demise of modern day pop culture, in favor of a return to the '94 - '98 era.

 

[QwarkDreams]

Granted, but you now have a million people after you and your lucky charms.

I wish for the demise of modern day pop culture, in favor of a return to the '94 - '98 era.

Granted but now everyone sings with a terrible German accent!

I wish mail would only take a few hours to arrive.

 

[MaxyBley]

Granted but now everyone sings with a terrible German accent!

I wish mail would only take a few hours to arrive.

Granted, it would cost you money.

I wish to not be the last comment.