Three word story...

[nate0]

Asking too much

 

[fatclue_98]

For a Monday

 

[MSFTisMIA]

Or any day

 

[nate0]

Developers told Microsoft

 

[MSFTisMIA]

No porting apps

 

[raycpl]

with trojan horses

 

[fatclue_98]

Made of latex

 

[MSFTisMIA]

The cheapest kind

 

[worldspy99]

Instead of spandex

 

[MSFTisMIA]

Covering attractive bodies

 

[nate0]

Green screen filming

 

[MSFTisMIA]

For YouTube videos

 

[raycpl]

sticks like glue

 

[fatclue_98]

Drink more water

 

[nate0]

The miracle drug

 

[MSFTisMIA]

made in China

 

[nate0]

May cause death

 

[fatclue_98]

Mixed with Rum

 

[nate0]

May cause proptosis

 

[fatclue_98]

Whatever that is