I'm sorry, but none of this makes sense. You say you heard the iPhone 6 commercial over 8 dozen times. I was on hold today with verizon and happened to hear that commercial. Its around 15-20 seconds. Split by over 60-90 seconds of other commercials. This means you were on hold for over 2 hours. Hmm... that seems a little iffy to me.
So... I'm calling bogus on this "report".
The fact I never state a time spent on the phone with customer service and that also my topic is not the iPhone commercial does not devalue my statement that Verizon employees told me that WP 8.1 updates would not occur.
Read the topic.