So my two cousins are big iSheep, and just got iPhone 5's. They know nothing about other phones, and laughed at my yellow 920. So they think their iPhones are so much better.
So I ask them, give me a few features that are better on your iPhone than my phone. Here is what they said (it took them two minutes to actually say something, because they know nothing about my phone).
Them: Well, I have FaceTime.
Me: Ya, and I have Skype.
Them: Ya, but that is not the same, because it is Skype and not FaceTime.
Me: Why is FaceTime better?
Them: Well it works with everyone who has an iPhone, and everyone has an iPhone, so ya.
Me: (facepalms in his mind)
Them: Oh, I got 4G LTE! (thinks they are so cool)
Me: Ya, I've had that for a year (as I had a 900 before)...
Them: Well, mines better.
Them: Oh, I got iMessage.
Me: Okay...
Them: It is like the best, as anyone with an iPhone can use it.
Me: (in my head: You clueless iSheep)