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  1. ArthJar's Avatar
    You got your Tesla!
    But the battery on is defective and explodes, incinerating you.

    I wish I could win a trip to Microsoft headquarters.
    06-30-2014 02:09 PM
  2. Black Lumia's Avatar
    Granted, but when they see you check something out, they assume you are a spy and shoot you.

    I wish I was going of the world
    06-30-2014 02:34 PM
  3. QwarkDreams's Avatar
    Granted, but electricity is now more expensive than gas.

    I wish dinosaurs were alive again.
    06-30-2014 02:39 PM
  4. Lumio's Avatar
    Granted you will have a Dino as your pet like Flintstones, and will live in a Prehistoric era.

    I wish I could grant my next commenters' wish. 😁
    Sent from my RM-914_im_india_269 using Tapatalk
    06-30-2014 03:15 PM
  5. xandros9's Avatar
    Granted you will have a Dino as your pet like Flintstones, and will live in a Prehistoric era.

    I wish I could grant my next commenters' wish. 
    Sent from my RM-914_im_india_269 using Tapatalk
    Granted!

    I wish Lumio can't grant my wish.
    06-30-2014 03:28 PM
  6. Black Lumia's Avatar
    Granted!

    I wish I was richer than Bill Gates
    06-30-2014 05:33 PM
  7. Irrationalad's Avatar
    Granted!

    I wish I was richer than Bill Gates
    Granted, but you can only spend money on pink leather jackets.

    I wish I had a really fast car.
    06-30-2014 05:51 PM
  8. ArthJar's Avatar
    Granted, but it will be really slow when the police chase you for exceeding the speed limit.

    I wish I had a pink leather jacket.
    06-30-2014 09:41 PM
  9. QwarkDreams's Avatar
    Granted, but it would attract mosquitos, even during winter and in closed rooms.

    I wish my netbook wasn't such a slow piece of crap.
    snowmutt likes this.
    06-30-2014 10:27 PM
  10. Detectionable's Avatar
    Granted, it is now super fast, but the CPU melted straight through the bottom of the netbook burning a hole in your left leg

    I wish I had an Oculus Rift, and that is was not owned by FB
    07-01-2014 06:44 AM
  11. ArthJar's Avatar
    Granted, but then Mark Zuckerberg will buy you.

    I wish the next person wishes the same thing I wished.
    07-01-2014 09:09 AM
  12. Scienceguy Labs's Avatar
    Granted. But then....a paradox... I wish the next person wishes the same thing I wished.
    07-01-2014 09:19 AM
  13. quantum tao's Avatar
    Granted, but then Mark Zuckerberg will buy you.

    I wish the next person wishes the same thing I wished.
    Granted. But then....a paradox... I wish the next person wishes the same thing I wished.
    your wish was unspecified, so i grant you the unspecific.

    i wish my bank account would not run out of money...anymore.
    07-01-2014 02:42 PM
  14. SwimSwim's Avatar
    your wish was unspecified, so i grant you the unspecific.

    i wish my bank account would not run out of money...anymore.

    Granted! You're bank account will forever more have a balance of $.01!

    I wish for world peace.
    quantum tao, ArthJar and snowmutt like this.
    07-01-2014 02:49 PM
  15. QwarkDreams's Avatar
    Granted, but then aliens will come and enslave and destroy mankind!

    I wish I had free wifi with stable, good signal and nice speed, that doesn't drain my device's battery, everywhere I go.
    07-01-2014 03:06 PM
  16. SwimSwim's Avatar
    Granted, but then aliens will come and enslave and destroy mankind!

    I wish I had free wifi with stable, good signal and nice speed, that doesn't drain my device's battery, everywhere I go.

    Granted, but for that connection: You can't move anything for any reason, ever again.

    I wish for a hot fudge sundae.
    07-01-2014 03:10 PM
  17. Black Lumia's Avatar
    Granted, but it's so hot first the fudge burned you to a crisp and then the ice cream puts you into cryofreeze.

    I wish I had a keeshound with perfect behavior.
    07-01-2014 03:26 PM
  18. QwarkDreams's Avatar
    Granted, but your genie can't read that well, so, everytime you move you make a key sound (but its behavious is really good).

    I wish for a bottle of cider.
    07-01-2014 03:44 PM
  19. Black Lumia's Avatar
    Granted, but the bottle of cider was meant for a king and a tyrant and is accordingly poisoned, so you die.

    I wish the new shape writing worked as well as it should
    (also, a keeshound is a fluffy dog, and I have one)
    07-01-2014 06:33 PM
  20. snowmutt's Avatar
    Granted. Too bad now your tires are square, your oven cools things down, and Keeshound is no longer housebroken.

    In otherwords, sure the writing works, but everything else seems to be broke....

    Man, I wish I was in a little better shape for all the activity I do instead of just freaking sore all the time.
    07-01-2014 08:47 PM
  21. ikhwanZulkefli's Avatar
    Granted. You now are in better shape to do most of activities. However, it really goes out of your nature, you got depressed and committed suicide.

    I wish I'm popular and could easily reach thousands of likes in every single instagram photos.
    07-01-2014 09:12 PM
  22. SwimSwim's Avatar
    Granted. You now are in better shape to do most of activities. However, it really goes out of your nature, you got depressed and committed suicide.

    I wish I'm popular and could easily reach thousands of likes in every single instagram photos.

    Granted. You're now popular, but are soon overwhelmed by paparazzi, and forced to completely change your identity and hide out for the rest of your days in an undisclosed safe house in Brussels.

    I wish for a peaceful afternoon nap in the park, sitting under a tree with a nice soft breeze that would last forever.
    07-01-2014 09:19 PM
  23. ikhwanZulkefli's Avatar
    .

    I wish for a peaceful afternoon nap in the park, sitting under a tree with a nice soft breeze that would last forever.
    Granted. You now have your nap, under tree with nice breeze that lasted forever. But now you're immortal and you can't move your body or talk. Only your thoughts running.

    I wish mars is livable and I'm starting new civilization with my favorite girlfriends
    07-01-2014 09:34 PM
  24. Black Lumia's Avatar
    Granted, but the dirt has a gene in it that turns your girlfriends into rabid wolves who kill you.

    I wish I was the king of the forum
    07-02-2014 12:13 PM
  25. xandros9's Avatar
    Granted, but it doesn't have the glory you think it does. Oh the responsibilities!

    I wish for a lifetime supply of rice.
    07-02-2014 12:30 PM
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