Ruin a wish [Game]

[Robby Herbert]

Granted, but you will never be the first comment (online or real life).

I wish for the ability to cook a cheese souffl? correctly everytime I would try.

 

[MaxyBley]

Granted, only you find them good.

I wish I T-Mobile would lower their plans so I could hop in and get a 925 :S

 

[snowmutt]

Granted !! Enjoy that L928!!

Oh, by the way- T-Mo has just sold their customers to Verizon in your area for more bandwidth, so that will be double the fee you thought you were paying for. And that nice L928 will be a pretty paper weight.

I wish my coffee was always fresh

 

[quantum tao]

Fresh coffee here , but its made with dirty water.

I wish my Icon had better Wi-Fi.

 

[QwarkDreams]

Fresh coffee here , but its made with dirty water.

I wish my Icon had better Wi-Fi.

Granted, but Wi-Fi only it is (no cell reception at all).

I wish carriers didn't interfere with mobile OS updates.

 

[MaxyBley]

Granted, but Wi-Fi only it is (no cell reception at all).

I wish carriers didn't interfere with mobile OS updates.

Granted, we wouldn't get any updates at all. (that sure would be hell).

I wish that by Christmas there's a good Nokia to buy on T-Mobile.

 

[QwarkDreams]

Granted, we wouldn't get any updates at all. (that sure would be hell).

I wish that by Christmas there's a good Nokia to buy on T-Mobile.

Granted, but the reception would be terrible and you'd be stuck with a 5 year contract, plus (extra-mean) there's no way to unlock your phone.

I wish I could control time veryprecisely.

 

[Black Lumia]

Granted, but then you would have no control of where you were and could accidentally fall into a volcano.


I wish I had thought of this

 

[MaxyBley]

Granted, but then you would have no control of where you were and could accidentally fall into a volcano.


I wish I had thought of this

Granted, that will be the last thing you will think of.

I wish to be the 100 post in this post.

 

[Detectionable]

Granted, that will be the last thing you will think of.

I wish to be the 100 post in this post.

Granted, but you owed me 11 posts, deducted

I wish that my wish be broken

 

[snowmutt]

A broken wish? Sure, this can happen. But a factory that makes tubes of super glue explodes and your wish is all stuck together wrong now.

I wish I could build a better mouse trap.

 

[QwarkDreams]

A broken wish? Sure, this can happen. But a factory that makes tubes of super glue explodes and your wish is all stuck together wrong now.

I wish I could build a better mouse trap.

Granted. You're mouse traps are now much more efficient but also much more noisy and they make more mess *splatter*

I wish my work would be less stressful.

 

[Detectionable]

Granted. You're mouse traps are now much more efficient but also much more noisy and they make more mess *splatter*

I wish my work would be less stressful.

Granted, you are now unemployed

I wish there was a McDonalds much much closer to my home

 

[QwarkDreams]

Granted, you are now unemployed

I wish there was a McDonalds much much closer to my home

Granted, but everytime you go there you'll get food poisoning.

I wish my work would be less stressful without becoming unemployed

 

[Irrationalad]

Granted, your new job is to stand outside twirling a sign!

I wish I had $200.

 

[xandros9]

Granted, your new job is to stand outside twirling a sign!

I wish I had $200.

it's in Zimbabwean dollars.

I wish for some bacon

 

[snowmutt]

YUMMY!!! All shades of granted. Of course, it is still attached to the wild boar, and he is not at all happy you came after him with a fork and knife. I suggest running shoes and be sure to check that your health insurance card is handy.

I wish for a handsome Bernese Mountain Dog. http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=HN.608011685347329321&w=300&h=300&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0

 

[QwarkDreams]

YUMMY!!! All shades of granted. Of course, it is still attached to the wild boar, and he is not at all happy you came after him with a fork and knife. I suggest running shoes and be sure to check that your health insurance card is handy.

I wish for a handsome Bernese Mountain Dog. http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=HN.608011685347329321&w=300&h=300&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0

Granted! Better get some plastic covers for all your furniture and floors.....there's gonna be ****.....everywhere!

I wish I wasn't sick.....*cough*

 

[xandros9]

Granted! Better get some plastic covers for all your furniture and floors.....there's gonna be ****.....everywhere!

I wish I wasn't sick.....*cough*

OK! You get to be dead

I wish I had a pair of those wireless charging pants!

 

[Black Lumia]

Granted, but the wireless induction will soon leak and fry your brain with radiation, slowly killing you.

I wish I had a Tesla.