Ruin a wish [Game]

[ArthJar]

You got your Tesla!
But the battery on is defective and explodes, incinerating you.

I wish I could win a trip to Microsoft headquarters.

 

[Black Lumia]

Granted, but when they see you check something out, they assume you are a spy and shoot you.

I wish I was going of the world

 

[QwarkDreams]

Granted, but electricity is now more expensive than gas.

I wish dinosaurs were alive again.

 

[Lumio]

Granted you will have a Dino as your pet like Flintstones, and will live in a Prehistoric era.

I wish I could grant my next commenters' wish.
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[xandros9]

Granted you will have a Dino as your pet like Flintstones, and will live in a Prehistoric era.

I wish I could grant my next commenters' wish. 
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Granted!

I wish Lumio can't grant my wish.

 

[Black Lumia]

Granted!

I wish I was richer than Bill Gates

 

[Irrationalad]

Granted!

I wish I was richer than Bill Gates

Granted, but you can only spend money on pink leather jackets.

I wish I had a really fast car.

 

[ArthJar]

Granted, but it will be really slow when the police chase you for exceeding the speed limit.

I wish I had a pink leather jacket.

 

[QwarkDreams]

Granted, but it would attract mosquitos, even during winter and in closed rooms.

I wish my netbook wasn't such a slow piece of crap.

 

[Detectionable]

Granted, it is now super fast, but the CPU melted straight through the bottom of the netbook burning a hole in your left leg

I wish I had an Oculus Rift, and that is was not owned by FB

 

[ArthJar]

Granted, but then Mark Zuckerberg will buy you.

I wish the next person wishes the same thing I wished.

 

[Scienceguy Labs]

Granted. But then....a paradox... I wish the next person wishes the same thing I wished.

 

[quantum tao]

Granted, but then Mark Zuckerberg will buy you.

I wish the next person wishes the same thing I wished.

Granted. But then....a paradox... I wish the next person wishes the same thing I wished.

your wish was unspecified, so i grant you the unspecific.

i wish my bank account would not run out of money...anymore.

 

[SwimSwim]

your wish was unspecified, so i grant you the unspecific.

i wish my bank account would not run out of money...anymore.

Granted! You're bank account will forever more have a balance of $.01!

I wish for world peace.

 

[QwarkDreams]

Granted, but then aliens will come and enslave and destroy mankind!

I wish I had free wifi with stable, good signal and nice speed, that doesn't drain my device's battery, everywhere I go.

 

[SwimSwim]

Granted, but then aliens will come and enslave and destroy mankind!

I wish I had free wifi with stable, good signal and nice speed, that doesn't drain my device's battery, everywhere I go.

Granted, but for that connection: You can't move anything for any reason, ever again.

I wish for a hot fudge sundae.

 

[Black Lumia]

Granted, but it's so hot first the fudge burned you to a crisp and then the ice cream puts you into cryofreeze.

I wish I had a keeshound with perfect behavior.

 

[QwarkDreams]

Granted, but your genie can't read that well, so, everytime you move you make a key sound (but its behavious is really good).

I wish for a bottle of cider.

 

[Black Lumia]

Granted, but the bottle of cider was meant for a king and a tyrant and is accordingly poisoned, so you die.

I wish the new shape writing worked as well as it should
(also, a keeshound is a fluffy dog, and I have one)

 

[snowmutt]

Granted. Too bad now your tires are square, your oven cools things down, and Keeshound is no longer housebroken.

In otherwords, sure the writing works, but everything else seems to be broke....

Man, I wish I was in a little better shape for all the activity I do instead of just freaking sore all the time.